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My gf sent me this hehehe

Hari Raya joke:
Obama, Queen Elizabeth & Najib died n went to hell. Once they reached hell,n the devil greeted them & told them they could make 1 phone call back to earth while pointing to a big red pay phone.

Obama immediately rushed to the phone, called back his cabinet in US and spoke for 1 hour…after he had finished, the devil billed him USD1000. Obama outraged at the rip off finally took out his chequebook n paid the devil.

Next, Queen E took the opportunity to call her govt back in UK…after speaking for a good 2 hours, the devil charged her £2000. She kicked up a huge fuss but finally swiped her credit card & paid the devil.

Najib of course not wanting to miss out the action quickly also called back Putra Jaya & spoke for a lengthy 5 hours. After the marathon conversation, the devil only charged him RM100. Obama & Queen E were furious at this unfairness & demanded an explanation…the devil patiently replied, “eversince Najib took over Malaysia, the country has become hell, so it’s considered a LOCAL CALL”

#funny #malaysians #ohmy

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